This just in from the Department of Double Standards...

What if 'SNL' mocked Michelle Obama?

MSNBC's token conservative, Pat Buchanan, wonders what would happen if SNL, who has been enjoying its highest ratings in over a decade parodying Gov. Palin, tried to mock Michelle Obama. Well that's easy, the howls of outrage would be deafening until shortly after Lorne Michaels committed ritual suicide in Times Square. SNL, no doubt, learned its lesson from the recent flap over the skit putting the blame on the housing collapse on people responsible, including Rep. Frank, George Soros (Owner, Democratic Party), and bigtime Obama supporters. No questioning, nor parodying, of The One and those he associates with is permitted. Those who violate this Commandment shall be punished swiftly and without mercy.