Looks like...
... all the voter fraud, the broken promises, the millions of dollars from questionable donors, the lopsided media, the white guilt, the black racism, and the general voter dumbassery has won the day. Congratulations America. You've traded the family cow to a slick-talking huckster for a handful of magic beans. I can only hope that the giant we encounter after planting them isn't too big.
Or hungry.
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