This just in from the Department of Meteorology...

The world has never seen such freezing heat

A surreal scientific blunder last week raised a huge question mark about the temperature records that underpin the worldwide alarm over global warming. On Monday, Nasa's Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore's chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible for monitoring global temperatures, announced that last month was the hottest October on record.

This was startling. Across the world there were reports of unseasonal snow and plummeting temperatures last month, from the American Great Plains to China, and from the Alps to New Zealand. China's official news agency reported that Tibet had suffered its "worst snowstorm ever". In the US, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration registered 63 local snowfall records and 115 lowest-ever temperatures for the month, and ranked it as only the 70th-warmest October in 114 years.

Global warming is about one thing and one thing only... control. I'm all for conservation and lessening my environmental impact. I am not, however, willing to slit my own throat. The environmental movement has been hijacked by "watermellons", those that are green on the outside, but red on the inside. Just as those like Bill Ayers have shifted tactics from setting bombs to turning our academic institutions into indoctrination centers to further his agenda, these communists have latched on to the environmental movement to further theirs.