This just in from the Gee, No One Saw This Coming Department...

Case closed

Yeah... right.

(AP) -- Prosecutors in the Kobe Bryant case said on Wednesday that they had no choice but to drop charges of sexual assault against the NBA star because the alleged victim could no longer participate. District Judge Terry Ruckriegle threw out the case under a deal that means charges won't be refiled.

Glad that's finally over with...

Bryant still faces a civil suit.

Whoops, spoke too soon. Glenn Beck summed this one up quite well a month or so ago. "She's not a whore. Whores get paid for sex and she didn't get paid for the sex... yet."

That's not to cast aspersions upon the former (future, whatever) claimant's purity. Heck, showing up for her rape test wearing panties that contained someone-other-than-Kobe's semen and pubic hair did that better than I ever could.

I have, and still think the sex was mutual.

I have, and still think the claimant was looking for a big payday.

I have, and still think Kobe is a moron.

'Nuf said.