Ranty bits from the debate...

John Kerry is a horsefaced moron. Have I mentioned that before? Right. Moving on.

Assault weapons: Blah, blah, blah, al Queda, blah, blah, blah, gun shows....

Dammit. How many friggin' times do I have to show this bullshit for what it is... bullshit? Why the hell would terrorists schlepp all the way over to America to buy a semi-automatic "assault weapon" when they can pick up a really real assault weapon for next to nothing in the Middle East, Africa and the former USSR?

Oh, and the drug dealers with AK47s Senator Kerry is using as an example... let's see... they couldn't've gotten them FROM THE SAME DAMN PLACE THEY GOT THEIR DRUGS, COULD IT??? Damn, I hate this "I'm a hunter" schmuck.

Blah, blah, blah, I'll never give another country a veto, blah, blah, blah

Bullshit, you UN/EU ass-kisser. You're history proves this to be a resounding lie.

Women make 75 cents for every dollar men make for the same work

BUZZZZ! Sorry, that was my bullshit detector going off. If you could hire someone to do the exact same job as a 100%'er, and pay them 75% of what you pay them, why in the hell wouldn't you can the 100%'ers and replace them with 75%'ers?

I'm tired of that lie too.

Division: blah, blah, blah, President Bush's fault, blah, blah, blah

President Bush's fault my ass. The Democrats have lost their power, they failed to win/steal the 2000 election (and got their asses historically kicked in 2002) and they're freaking out like a bunch of cornered, wounded animals. The Democrats and their fellow Leftists have been doing their level best to divide this country.

And did I mention that Dick Cheney's daughter is gay?

Seriously, knock it off asshole.

And did I mention I went to Vietnam?

And did I mention Benedict Arnold was considered a hero of the revolutionary war before he turned traitor?

We're lucky people who married up.

You're damn straight you are ya whore.

And for the love of all that's good and holy in Odin's beard, knock off the lame ass attempts at self deprication Senator Kerry. President Bush does it, and does it well. You just look fake. Not that that is anything new.

And while I'm on a rant... enough with the "reaction scrutiny" crap. I'd rather have a huffer, or an eye-roller than a guy who's getting kicked in the nuts and has this dopey-ass smile on his face.

Better yet, when the opponent (say for sake of example, Senator Kerry), is throwing out obvious bullshit, I want a guy that doesn't sit there and smiles and scribbles down notes. I want a guy who let's his obvious distain for this obvious bullshit to show on his face... obviously.

I want the "Oh, come on"'s and the "Well, that's total bullshit"'s and the "Jane, you ignorant slut"'s and the "Listen, peckerhead, you say that again and I'm crossing the 'tape' and shoving the light-bank up your ass"'s.

Is it November 3rd yet?