Today's The Day

Today's the day to get out there and vote (for Bush). Now, I'm not going to tell you how to vote (for Bush) or who you should vote for (Bush). And I don't really care who you vote for (Bush). Lot's of brave men and women have fought, bled and died to protect your right to vote (for Bush). So get out there and do you part and vote (for Bush). I don't want to hear about the rain wherever it is you go to vote (for Bush). I don't want to hear about the cold it is wherever is you go to vote (for Bush). I don't want to hear about the lines to vote (for Bush).

Not when people in Afghanistan are braving bombings, shootings, long long lines, long long long walks to the polling places. Afghan men and women are going to great lengths to exercise their right to vote. Maybe you should remember that when you go out to vote (for Bush) today.

And maybe you should also remember that it's a right that the Afghan people have thanks to President Bush. And that in January the Iraqi people will be exercising their right to vote. Again, a right they have thanks to President Bush and not thanks to Senator Kerry.

Now get out there and vote (for Bush).

Oh, and one last thing. If you're fictional, dead, a multiple vote voter, or flatout stupid... please don't vote. I'm tired of having my vote cancelled out by you. I'm tired of being disenfranchised by you.