I knew The One hates it when the media ask questions...

But I didn't know he gets his panties in a bunch when they so much as snap his picture.

"You got a shot," he told the photographers. "Leave us alone. Come on, guys."

I swear, you can't make this stuff up. Exactly what did he think was going to happen when he entered the world of public office, let alone when he decided to run for the highest office in the free world? Earth to The One... they are going to take your picture and *gasp* may even ask you tough questions.

Okay, they're mostly going to take your picture.