Forget the Moon...

... nuke Canada.

Or at least these pricks.

U.S. Draft Dodgers Getting Recognized

NELSON, British Columbia (AP) -- U.S. draft dodgers who fled to Canada are finally getting some recognition — in Canada.

The should've gotten recognition in the US... friggin' Jimmah Carter and his stupid pardons.

"This will mark the courageous legacy of Vietnam War resisters and the Canadians who helped them resettle in this country during that tumultuous era," said Isaac Romano, director of Our Way Home, a celebration set for 2006.

• a) Screw You.


• b) If this was about Vietnam draft-dodgers, you should've done this in the 70s or 80s.


• c) Screw You.


• d) The timing smacks of another "kick to the leg of George Bush".


• e) Screw You.