Johnnie Get Yer Yer Staffer's Gun

(Hat Tip: Fred @ Don't Tread on Me)

In a startlingly lame correction clarification footinmouthectomy Senator Kerry set the matter of his Communist Chinese assault rifle ownership straight today.

Apparently the interview in question wasn't one. It was a questionnaire. Senator Kerry, too busy debating with himself over the nuanced questions of the day, pawned the questionnaire in question off to a staffer. And it was the staffer, not the Senator in question, who filled out the questionnaire, including the "favorite firearm" question whose answer has had many a gun owner asking the question, "Could you be a bigger hypocrite?"

Come on now. What are the odds that a Kerry staffer would know a Communist Chinese assault rifle from a Imperial Japanese Gyotaku fish?

Then again, it was a pretty hamhanded "I was in Vietnam" referance/reminder, so maybe it was filled out by a staffer.

Then again, most of John Kerry's "I was in Vietnam" referances/reminders are pretty hamhanded, so maybe it was filled out by Senator Kerry.

I know! Karl Rove filled out the questionnaire! Yeah, that's it.

Is it Nov. 3rd yet?

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